When Ungulates Attack 25th June 2008Another three-rower for today's update and another appearance from the Tiny Tinned Zebras. Have you ever been so wrapped up in a book that you pay little or no attention to what's going on around you? Well be warned, because that's what Howard was doing when this happened to him. So be alert! you never know when the striated little equine demons are watching.
The little contest I initiated in Saturday's update was a little bit of a washout to be honest. All but three people didn't read the instructions properly and posted their suggestions on the comments board instead of emailing me which means that if they win I'll have no way of contacting them. Obviously I could ask them to email me with their address, but what if some dishonest person claims to be the winner but isn't? Oh I know it's just a little button badge that's up for grabs, not an all expenses paid holiday to the famed marshmallow mines of Glutaniizstan, but I'm sure that whoever wins would still rather they got their badge rather than some pikey lying gimp. No? Anyhow, here's the finalists in no particular order:
From Hamlet: "Something is rotten on this plate of damn shark" (Helen)
From Twelth Night: "Some are born a great white shark, some achieve great white sharkness, and some have a great white shark thrust upon them." (James)
From Julius Caeser: "Beware the tides of March..." (Spinksy)
From Twelth Night: "If molluscs be the food of love, play on..." (Dai)
From Romeo & Juliet: "Two trout-holds, both a pike in epignodae,
In fair favonia, where we lay our stream,
From ancient perch break to new mutin-eel,
Where civil mullet makes civil bass un-bream,
From swordfish the fatal sea-lions of these two roe;
A pair of carp-crossed guppies take their life;
Whose mollusk-ventured piteous grouper-throws
Do with their death bury their pomfrets' strife." [Reference here] (JonEric)
And so on to the vote:
Voting Finished.
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